

Who is
Harald Glööckler? Only Germany's biggest TV star, that's who!
Harald knows fashion. He lives it, breathes it, and brands it - and the Germans love him, consuming his collections on the nations biggest teleshopping channel. Next week he'll be hitting British TV screens like a blitzkrieg, showering UK audiences with his trade mark wit and pretension - and I can't wait. In this one off documentary
Harald Glööckler will parade through London's fashion week in attempt to make his mark on London's couture scene, 100% bitchiness is guaranteed. I think I might just be a little bit in love with
Harald and his tattooed eyebrows. I mean really, what's not to love about a man who looks about 101, sleeps in phemaldehyde and sprays himself with mannequin paint daily. To camera,
Glööckler declares, "I'm like a piece of art" and demands a chair for his designer bag. Wonderfully pompous and certainly worthy of a documentary in his honor. Oh, and If
Glööckler appears familiar, that's because he inspired
Sacha Baron Cohen's title character from the movie
Brüno. YES!
Brüno does exist.
Glööckler really should be a full time celebrity on these shores, sadly we have to make do with a Chinese lady called
Gok Wan and her show about making fat people look good naked. No thank you! More
Glööckler PLEASE!
Harald Glööckler: Prince of Fashion
This Monday, Dec 13th on Sky/Living TV, 10pmHarald Glööckler (Watch TRAILER Here)
AND HE looks NOTHING like me! Okey! Xxxx.g
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